That's My 12 Days Of X-Mas

On the first day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me a handle of captain.
On the second day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me two pong balls and a handle of captain.
On the third day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave me to three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the fourth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the fifth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the sixth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the seventh day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the eighth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the ninth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the tenth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me eleven bowls a burning, ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me twelve beruit cups, eleven bowls a burning, ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.