Life Long
On Going
Venturous
Ever Lasting
Monday, December 8, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
That's My 12 Days Of X-Mas
On the first day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me a handle of captain.
On the second day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me two pong balls and a handle of captain.
On the third day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave me to three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the fourth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the fifth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the sixth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the seventh day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the eighth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the ninth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the tenth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me eleven bowls a burning, ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me twelve beruit cups, eleven bowls a burning, ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the second day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me two pong balls and a handle of captain.
On the third day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave me to three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the fourth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the fifth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the sixth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the seventh day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the eighth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the ninth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the tenth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me eleven bowls a burning, ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my drunkin friend gave to me twelve beruit cups, eleven bowls a burning, ten dudes a peeking, nine clams a bumping, eight broken condoms, seven sleazy sluts, six STD’s, five cold bud lights, four stripper poles, three pallets to burn, two pong balls, and a handle of captain.
Life
The smell, the taste.
The good times, and the bad.
The car rides, and bonfires.
There is never any to waste.
Friends together are never sad.
The sound of squeeling tires.
Never a crash, always a blast,
All because of Alcohol.
She puts the bottle to her lips,
She's never felt better.
Her lifes going downhill,
But she thinks its never been sweeter.
As she lies awake at night,
Thinking when will he be home.
She puts the bottle to her lips,
And then realizes its just a dream!
The good times, and the bad.
The car rides, and bonfires.
There is never any to waste.
Friends together are never sad.
The sound of squeeling tires.
Never a crash, always a blast,
All because of Alcohol.
She puts the bottle to her lips,
She's never felt better.
Her lifes going downhill,
But she thinks its never been sweeter.
As she lies awake at night,
Thinking when will he be home.
She puts the bottle to her lips,
And then realizes its just a dream!
"Silly Song"
Runnin' Through The Forest
Eatin'Some Banana's
Listenin' To The Chorus
In My Pajama's.
Waitin' For My Bedtime
Playin' With My Dolly
Wishin' I Had A Dime
So I Could Ride The Trolly.
It's Getting Pretty Late
I Need To Brush My Teeth
I'm Feelin' Pretty Great
For My Next Date!
Eatin'Some Banana's
Listenin' To The Chorus
In My Pajama's.
Waitin' For My Bedtime
Playin' With My Dolly
Wishin' I Had A Dime
So I Could Ride The Trolly.
It's Getting Pretty Late
I Need To Brush My Teeth
I'm Feelin' Pretty Great
For My Next Date!
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